A short break from the practical guides.
- I made a to-do list for my to-do lists. It is still pending.
- My calendar requested a holiday. I scheduled a meeting to discuss it.
- The printer and I reached an agreement: I stop asking, and it stops blinking.
- I labelled every cable on my desk. Now the labels are tangled.
- My spreadsheet took up gardening. It wanted more rows.
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